me being touched by people who aren’t my friends
captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve seen on my dash it’s basically a nice story about a single dad who happens to be a cannibal in is spare time and his daughter and his on-again-off-again boyfriend?? i think i’ll watch an episode
PEOPLES HEADS ARE ON FIRE AND PEOPLES FLESH IS PEELED OFF THEIR BACKS WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
I’m sorry to tell you this but u r diagnosed with white girl
COMMANDER SHEPARD’S BUCKET LIST (VERSION 2.0)
Beat death at death’s own game
- Feed fish once. Just once. One time. Feed the fish. Remember to feed the fish.
- BBQ with Zaeed; nothing blows up
- Finish entire dinner at fancy restaurant; nothing blows up
Land role in Blasto…